Bribe pigeons into criminal acts with infinite bread in The Bench later this month

Altruism is simply a comic concept. Most of america tin hold that bestowing a generous acquisition of greening shelf-stable bread-like merchandise connected the section parkland pigeons is simply a bully happening to do, but what of the cognition that moulders successful the backmost of our minds each the while, telling us: support this up agelong enough, and you'll decidedly extremity up with a loyal service of skyborne scavengers consenting to enact your each destructive whim astatine a specified flick of your wrist? Feed them the truly bully bread, they mightiness adjacent fto you propulsion them astatine things. From ace seeded, to superceding god. Here's the trailer for The Bench.

"Find hidden objects, lick quirky puzzles, and bid pesky pigeons successful this charming, interactive adventure," coos the Steam page. Charming interactive adventure, it says, portion gleefully showing disconnected respective imaginable instances of bird-related grievous bodily harm, including but not constricted to: knocking idiosyncratic retired by throwing a pigeon astatine a precarious stack of boxes, knocking idiosyncratic retired by cutting retired the mediate vertebrate and conscionable lobbing a stale portion of breadstuff straight astatine their forehead, throwing a pigeon close astatine a abdominous robust padlock, blowing up a balloon seller's cart by hurling a pigeon astatine the helium tank, and astatine 1 point, conscionable consecutive up drowning someone. There are besides immoderate bully puzzles. From the Steam page:

In The Bench, you’ll measurement into the shoes of a wise, seasoned elder enjoying his time successful a lively, interactive world. But don’t get excessively comfortable, your ngo is to find the hidden objects scattered astir you, arsenic you flight the clutches of the status home, for a beingness successful the existent world, each with the assistance of your trusted pigeon army.

Explore beautifully designed, colorful maps, each with its ain quirks, and dive into amusive mini-games, specified arsenic solving paper puzzles, playing chess, bowls, oregon going fishing! There’s plentifulness to bash to support your caput crisp and halt you from dozing off.

This one's retired October 24th. Not strictly a Halloween game, but I accidental that depends however you consciousness astir pigeons.