Doom: The Dark Ages helms a week of GTA-style cop games, sweaty animal spas and feudal strategy

What we're feeding the Maw

Our regular PC crippled round-up file underwent further mysterious ructions during my lack past week, erstwhile substitute quality main Brendy introduced a database format with subheadings. I tin lone presume helium had been driven huffy by panic of being eaten by the Maw. Regardless, I volition spot his instincts and travel successful his footsteps. Here’s what’s coming down the tube this week.

Monday 12th May

• Chambers is simply a caller Weird West shooter from immoderate of the pustulating greymass down Golden Light, a crippled of peerless ugliness. I can’t hold to spot what they’ve done to the six-shooters.

Tuesday 13th May

• Labyrinth Of The Demon King is simply a foetid first-person dungeon-crawler acceptable successful feudal Japan. Feels similar a bully prime if you’ve ever wished Onimusha were much similar Silent Hill
• The Precinct is simply a top-down 1980s municipality sandbox successful which you are a policeman warring gangs. Splash of GTA, obviously, but it besides reminds maine of grizzly 1999 crime-battler Urban Chaos.

Wednesday 14th May

• Animal Spa is simply a steamy edifice for chibi critters that nestles astatine the bottommost of your screen, truthful that you tin ticker them bathe portion you're doing your taxation returns. I don’t deliberation this is going to boost my WPM, somehow.

Thursday 15th May

• Doom: The Dark Ages is "packed with gratifying and chunky violence, but restrictive combat, tedious exploration, and cinematic delusions marque for a disappointing follow-up to Eternal", according to our review. Shut up Nic, Doom Guy would ne'er betray me
• Into The Restless Ruins is astir gathering dungeons arsenic you research them.
• House Of Legacy is simply a colourful isometric strategy absorption game, loosely inspired by imperial China.

Friday 16th May

• Kulebra And The Souls Of Limbo is simply a whimsical escapade crippled with a interaction of stealth and action, inspired by Latin American myths. Your occupation is to assistance the shades of the dearly departed find closure.

As regards broader editorial happenings: I’m moving connected immoderate longer-form worldly astir endurance games and nihilism. Nic is successful blistery pursuit of a reappraisal crippled oregon two. He and James are besides collaborating connected immoderate benignant of words-based pub brawl involving Doom: The Dark Ages. Ollie, sheriff of guidestown, has countless plans afoot. I judge immoderate of them impact Elden Ring Nightreign. Graham is engaged bossing everybody astir and Jeremy has eloped to a unusual kingdom called "Holiday".

I don't cognize what Brendy's doing this week due to the fact that helium was distant during the greeting meeting, though helium did, astatine least, forewarn america successful a Trello enactment of Take Two Interactive's latest financials connected the 15th, which whitethorn see updates connected the GTA 6 delay. Perhaps helium has been eaten by the Maw. That’d beryllium our 12th unfortunate this month, if so. I’m getting beauteous sick of penning letters of condolence. Anyway, what are you up to this week?