PowerWash Simulator 2 will release October 23, and here's a trailer to mock you for enjoying cleaning games

The satellite is insufficiently cleanable and sparkly, truthful present comes Futurlab with Powerwash Simulator 2. The floor-mopping bonanza volition merchandise connected 23rd October, a fewer abbreviated weeks from now. The merchandise day announcement accompanies 1 of those satirical "corporate training" videos, commonly utilized by videogame creators to sneer indirectly astatine the bittersweet unfortunates trapped successful their Skinner boxes.

The trailer comments of the sequel's caller cleaning tools, for example, that "it each does fundamentally the aforesaid thing, but it gives you a mendacious consciousness of progression, adjacent though you've truly achieved nothing". Fine then, Futurlab. I was looking guardant to your glorified big colouring book. I was modestly anticipating the accidental to absent myself from my idiosyncratic squalor and portion distant immoderate hours successful your pseudo-therapeutic tribute to Mr Muscles. But present that you've ripped disconnected the disguise and explicitly told maine that I'm an addled hamster, deserving lone of contempt, I conjecture I'll bargain this crippled astir pissing connected radical instead.

For balance, the developers had plentifulness of perfectly polite and genuinely adjuvant proposal to stock with america astir realworld cleaning successful March. They each look similar beauteous people. I cannot convey main information expert Russel Young capable for that extremity astir lemons and java mugs. I americium little trustful of writer Mark Ginbey's remark astir throwing ants connected the floor.

Satirical grooming video aside, the merchandise day email includes a recap of the sequel's caller features. Here you go.

• Split-Screen & Online Multiplayer - Clean solo, with a person connected the couch, oregon with up to 4 players online - each with shared progression.
• Abseiling & Scissor Lift - Scale buildings, hover implicit rooftops, and cleanable from each angle. Don't interest - autumn harm doesn't beryllium here.
• Multi-Stage Jobs - Just erstwhile you deliberation you've finished, surprise: there's much to clean. Some jobs grow mid-wash, unlocking caller areas connected the fly.
• Home Base Customisation - Restore furniture, decorate your HQ, and support your basal clean(ish). You earned it.
• Career Mode - Take connected 38 jobs crossed progressively strange, sprawling, and oddly satisfying locations.
• Soap, Nozzles & Tools - Upgrade your washer loadout with adaptable nozzles, aboveground cleaners, and yes, foamy soap.
• Cat Companions - Ulysses and her kittens are back, pursuing you connected jobs and expecting to beryllium petted. Often.

"A uncommon simulator that's focused connected fun, not faff," wrote Ed Thorn (RPS successful peace) successful our archetypal PowerWash Simulator reappraisal from 2022. "I cannot accent capable however stress-less the acquisition is," helium urged, stressfully. "This is simply a first-person soother you'll either deliberation is an implicit bore oregon the champion benignant of meditative chore." I expect the 2nd crippled volition travel firmly successful those soapy bootprints.