The 10 Best Naked Gun Jokes, Gags, Goofs, and Bits

Something we ne'er anticipated has happened. Even successful an epoch wherever each different movie is simply a sequel, bequest sequel, oregon reboot, it's inactive shocking to person a caller Naked Gun. Liam Neeson, whose awesome deadpan wit was a delight successful Ted 2 and connected Ricky Gervais' Extras, plays Frank Drebin Jr. successful a caller fresh instrumentality connected the classical Zucker/Abrahams films. The Lonely Island's Akiva Schaffer (Hot Rod, Pop Star) directs, carrying the spoof torch and keeping the satire fires alive.

Looking backmost astatine the 3 archetypal films, which were calved from the short-lived TV drama Police Squad!, we've plucked retired the 10 champion goofs, gags, bits, and bites. The pursuing jokes -- from 1988's The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, 1991's The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, and 1994's Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult -- were the pinnacle of hilarity. Even if you haven't seen these films successful years, you'll apt retrieve these classical moments from these parodies of hard-boiled Dragnet-style bull dramas.

You tin besides work IGN's reappraisal of 2025's Naked Gun close here. It's stupendously anserine successful each the close ways, filled with jokes that grant the archetypal films full besides creating caller insta-classic insanity. In owed time, galore of these caller gags volition find their mode to a database similar this.

Frank and Jane's Big Day Out

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Paired perfectly with the bouncy '60s bop "I'm into Something Good" by Herman's Hermits, Frank and Jane get a loving, whirlwind montage. It's a fast-track narration romp filled with thing but laughs and bully times -- similar howling with laughter aft seeing Platoon, clotheslining different couples connected the beach, brutal bronco riding, and blistery canine cart condiment fights.

"I had a fantastic day, Frank."

Perfect.

Returning Hero

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

After moving an cognition for Police Squad successful Beirut (whaaat?) wherever helium ambushes a league of America's Famous Enemies of 1988 -- similar Muammar Gaddafi, Ayatollah Khomeini, Mikhail Gorbachev, and much -- Frank returns location to Los Angeles wherever he's fixed a hero's welcome. Wait, nope. Hang on. Captain Ed Hocken's got immoderate atrocious news.

"Frank, they're not present for you. Weird Al Yankovic is connected the plane."

Yup, connected the aforesaid level backmost from Beirut, apparently, is Weird Al and 1 of the champion parts of Ed's enactment is that, by its delivery, it's reasonably evident histrion George Kennedy has nary thought who Weird Al Yankovic is irl.

That would surely alteration implicit the years since Weird Al became a Naked Gun fixture, of sorts.

Nothing to See Here

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

The oft-gif'd "Nothing to See Here" gag from the archetypal movie involves Frank trying to bash assemblage power successful beforehand of an exploding fireworks factory.

Phenomenal.

"Nothing to spot here, delight disperse!"

The full car pursuit starring up to the calamity is besides awesome, with Frank commandeering a pupil driver's trial car and past starring the assassin into some an exploding state tanker and a ballistic missile.

It's Enrico Pallazzo!

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

One of the precise champion goofy gags from the archetypal movie comes erstwhile Frank tries to infiltrate a Dodger crippled astatine the extremity and gets onto the tract by (knocking retired and then) impersonating "famous Italian opera singer" Enrico Pallazzo. The existent Enrico present indispensable watch, tied up determination successful the stadium, arsenic Frank butchers his vocation with a heinous rendition of the nationalist anthem.

After switching his disguise to that of an umpire, Frank yet thwarts the crippled to assassinate Queen Elizabeth. But who gets the credit? When Frank removes his ump mask, helium gets a...

Mayor: "That umpire. He saved the Queen's life."

Ed: "That's nary umpire, your honor!"

Guy successful crowd: "Hey! It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

No notes.

Pisstakes Were Made

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Go piss, girl!

After speaking astatine a property league astir the Queen's sojourn to Los Angeles, Frank hits the head, unaware that he's inactive mic'd up. What proceeds is the longest watercourse of peeing and farting that's ever happened successful the people of quality events. All audibly experienced by the Mayor and the reporters retired successful the league area.

Unbeatable.

Et Tu, Frank?

Movie: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

Literally conscionable going to enactment the dialog here.

Mayor: "Drebin, I don't privation anymore occupation similar you had past twelvemonth connected the South Side. Understand? That's my policy."

Frank: "Yes. Well, erstwhile I spot 5 weirdos dressed successful togas stabbing a feline successful the mediate of the parkland successful afloat presumption of 100 people, I sprout the bastards. That's my policy."

Mayor: "That was a Shakespeare-in-the-Park accumulation of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones."

Nothing's better, I archer you.

Hapsburg's Death

Movie: The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

In the 2nd Naked Gun, celebrated vocalist Robert Goulet plays evil lipid magnate Quentin Hapsburg... and gets 1 of the silliest deaths successful the full series.

At first, it seems similar Hapsburg's demise volition travel from a large fall, arsenic Ed accidentally pushes him retired of a top-story window. But Haps lands safely connected the building's awning, mildly bouncing to information down connected the sidewalk. Thinking he's location free, Haps is past instantly attacked by a elephantine rampaging lion.

While not wholly random since we saw a clump of animals flight from the zoo earlier, it's inactive a startlingly silly spot of mauling.

The Way We Were

Movie: The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

An assassin astir gets the driblet connected Jane successful Naked Gun 2 1/2, but gets swept up successful her ablution rendition of Barbra Streisand's "The Way We Were," his emotion causing him to astatine archetypal softly sing on and then, eventually, instrumentality implicit with his booming voice.

The singing gives him away, starring to a ridiculously fantastic bath combat wherever Frank and the hitman spell astatine each different with toothbrushes, hairsbreadth dryers, and -- deadliest of each -- towels.

Les Untouchables

Movie: Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult

It's nary concealed that the Naked Gun films offered diminishing returns arsenic they went on, the archetypal 1 being a cleanable drama and the adjacent 2 being flawed follow-ups. But determination is simply a standout infinitesimal successful Naked Gun 33 1/3... close astatine the beginning.

Though 7 years removed from 1987's The Untouchables, the Brian De Palma-style opening of the 3rd Naked Gun movie is hilarious, with aggregate babe prams tumbling down the stairs (as good arsenic the President, the Pope, and different goofy intruders). Sadly, the remainder of the movie couldn't lucifer this inspired intro.

Nordberg

Movie: Recurring

It's surely not great that O.J. Simpson was a large inheritance portion of the Naked Gun films, but if helium perfectly had to infest a beloved aged comedy, it's astatine slightest successful a relation that, with regularity, gets violently assaulted successful wildly cartoonish ways. It takes immoderate of the sting off.

Officer Nordberg gets shot, blown up, flattened, bear-trapped, crunched, stomped, bonked, and fundamentally Deadpool'd each implicit the damn place.

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