What we're feeding the Maw

I woke up astatine 6 AM and wrote an full quality nonfiction yesterday earlier realising it was a slope holiday, lone noticing erstwhile I entered the treehouse to find thing but a solitary squirrel gnawing connected a discarded Snickers. Today, that squirrel is dead, and it is clip to enactment again. Here's a hissing tide of PC games slithering their mode retired of non-existence this week.
Tuesday 27th May
- Sol Cesto is releasing successful Steam aboriginal access. It's a caffeinated roguelike with a fetching, sketchy creation benignant afloat of quivering gribblies and unusual UI flourishes, successful which you play arsenic a leader searching for the sun, underground. That's not wherever the prima lives, mate.
- Also coming to Steam aboriginal entree is Small Spaces, an interior plan toolkit for making tiny apartments. I tin turn a spot listless with rule-free originative playables, but the conception present contains its ain implicit game, challenging you to make thing some beauteous and functional successful constricted quadrate footage.
Wednesday 28th May
- To A T is an escapade crippled from Katamari Damacy creator Keita Takahashi. You play a 13-year aged lad perpetually stuck successful a T-pose. It's got a giraffe that makes truly bully sandwiches successful it.
- Kabuto Park is simply a colourful, scrapbook-art carnal collector seemingly inspired by Boku nary Natsuyasumi 2's beetle sumo. Collect beetles. Display beetles. Make those beetles combat to beryllium their worthy to you, their cruel and fickle god.
Thursday 29th May
- Thursday has Elden Ring Nightreign successful it. You cognize astir Nightreign.
- It besides has endurance fearfulness Saeko: Giantess Dating Sim successful it. Looks to person a spot of Slay The Princess's subordinate manipulation, this. Fine with me. Getting taunted by elephantine women is an RPS tradition.
- It besides also has Islands & Trains, a "stress free" sandbox metropolis builder. Bold of you to presume that I, a British person, tin adjacent deliberation astir trains without getting stressed. I erstwhile took a 2 time sleeper bid crossed cardinal China and, upon returning, paid astir the aforesaid terms to question 50 minutes backmost location from London. And this is backmost erstwhile UK trains were cheap. Country's gone to the squirrels, I archer you.
Friday 30th May
- I played the demo for Debugging Hero implicit the weekend. It's a cute ARPG with parries and dodges and the like, but the condiment is that you person a magic sword that lets you intermission to manipulate force stats done a 'debug' interface. Based connected the demo astatine least, it's thing connected the level of a Baba Is You. But you tin e.g alteration the timers connected traps, turning a dilatory spike pit into a relentlessly triggering poke-stabber.
- Deadly Quiet lists itself arsenic an immersive sim (interesting) and besides a 4-player co-op asymmetrical fearfulness (less interesting).
- Doodle Empires is simply a Paradox lookin' strategy wherever you gully your ain territory. I find this precise funny, due to the fact that the conception of a tyrannical ruler scribbling connected a representation and saying "mine now" is inherently precise funny. I accidental they bash really bash that, though.
Edwin ended past week's Maw by discussing what the different denizens of the Treehouse were up to, but uncovering this retired means I request to inquire them all, and I simply bash not person the time, what with each the squirrel ceremonial arrangements I person to make. Also, each the glucose synrup successful the snickers Somehow made the happening melt and present I person to scrape melted squirrel from the floorboards. Make my scraping little monotonous by suggesting thing shiny I mightiness person missed successful the comments, won't you?